Writing


I got my copy of Dose issue one in the mail today from Brendan McGinley along with two sketches I requested of characters from a post-apocalyptic comic project that kind of went south.  I have to say, he did an amazing job.  Especially on Sidney (pictured right, click for fullview).  He really captured her demeanor well in this pic.  A mix of boredom and begrudging duty.  Lovely.

But looking at these pictures made me realize just how much I missed that project and how much it’s haunted me when it became clear that it might not see the light of day.  It was such a great world and had some amazing fucking characters in it.  Primarily the two leads Edward and Sidney.  Edward was a quirky dude who sported a gas mask, duster jacket and a bowler hat.  He loved life and loved plantlife even more.  Sidney belonged to one of the tribes out of California and was a great hunter/warrior.  She has some BEAUTIFUL tribal/futuristic tattoos and is incredibly skilled with weapons both simple and complex.  She’s a smartass and likes things like porn and old music.

That’s all I can reveal at the moment.  I don’t want to give their origins away or what kind of quest if any they are on.  This is because well, something might be in the works for this.  I’ve started typing more and more and looking at the specs and I think, with the right artist, there might be life in the old bastard yet.  I’m thinking web comic and eventual publishing.  This thing WILL make it.  It’s too good not to.

The problem is, as always, finding an artist.  I’ve dealt with a couple on this, but life got in the way and things just drifted.  I’m not angry about it since this is what happens when a bunch of people get together and do stuff for free.  Paid work and life in general take priority over the free work.  It happens.  But if there are any artists out there who are reading this who are interested, let me know.  I know a couple artists who read this, the rest of you SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE!!!

My e-mail is wornoldhat@gmail.com Let’s make this work.

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Well, to most of us Summer is finally here and we’re starting to go outside with more skin showing and we should already be listening to some more upbeat music (unless you’re one of them goths but even then perhaps a song about how glorious blood is, yes?). I’ve been going back in to some things and rediscovering some old favorites and even finding some gems I can’t fucking believe I missed. One of these gems is Eric Bachmann’s solo album (eg Not Crooked Fingers, which is also a solo project of his) To The Races from 2006. That’s right, 2006. I never said I was “with it” damn it.

Crooked Fingers, Bachmann’s solo project after playing with Archers Of Loaf was always pleasant background music to me. one of those bands that I would hear in the Green Room or some other bar playing on the stereo that would intrigue me to the point of asking the waitress “who is that playing?” and would immediately forget what she told me. When I finally DID look them up, I was amazed at the sound that they produced (And if you don’t have it already, go right to whatever the hell internet store or record shop you go to and pick up the album Red Devil Dawn. Brilliant. Fucking. Album). But I never really looked in to it that much and that was that. Then a couple of months ago as I was skimming through my old music collection, I decided to look Eric Bachmann up and see what the hell he’s been doing since 2005. This album was one of them.

To The Races is a wonderful, relaxing album. The acoustic guitar and Bachmann’s voice are the only prominent elements in this album (with some other instruments and a choir occasionally showing up). The songs are honest, beautiful, and provides further evidence that Eric Bachmann is a lighthearted, less wanky and (to me, anyways) more tolerable version of Iron & Wine. Despite being from 2006 the sound is still fresh and takes me to a happy place when I listen to it while walking in the sun. The song Carrboro Woman and Man O’ War in particular just makes me feel like I could be on a carriage or in my room contemplating…anywhere really. It’s just beautiful.

Bachmann has a great voice, amazing writing skills and can play like a champ. I wish I found this album when it came out in 2006, but right now I’m just happy I found it. Get it. Listen to it. Enjoy it.

Now here’s some mp3s for you:

Carrboro Woman
Man O’ War
Lonesome Warrior

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The Floodlight Collective is the debut solo album of Deerhunter‘s Lockett Pundt (going by Lotus Plaza) and to many people, this has been a much anticipated album. Some tracks were released on the Deerhunter blog and they were met with giddiness (yes, GIDDINESS). And after hearing a track that writer Warren Ellis put on an 8tracks mix he put together, I became very enthusiastic about giving the whole album a listen. I contacted my editor from the bowels of…actually, I don’t know where the hell he lives. I always assume it’s a bachelor apartment with weird rantings scribbled on the wall in blood, pen or whatever he can find. Anyways, I contacted him about it and he got in touch with the good people at Kranky, who rushed a copy of the album to me.

I’m glad I listened to this album at around this time, where spring is starting to pop up. This is very much an album that goes well with sunlight and doing things like looking out a car window in the passenger seat. It’s contemplative, mildly nostalgic and sunny. I’m hearing all sorts of influences here. No artists in particular, but more of genres from different times. 60′s surfer music, 50′s crooners…it’s there if you listen close enough. The song Quicksand really makes that point stand out for me. I felt like I was on a fucking beach. The album also has it’s meditative moments too, such as the song I fell in love with, These Years. It twists and turns but the album never escapes those overexposed sunlight moments from your mind. Also an honourable mention should go to the song The Floodlight Collective for making me think of the science fiction movies I used to watch in the 80s.

Now that said, it wasn’t perfect for me. Three or four tracks in I was under the impression that I was listening to a male-fronted, down tempo version of Camera Obscura. There are some big differences between the two, but some of the sound was very similar and I found that the two brought up the same kind of visions in my head and while I love Camera Obscura, why should I listen to music that reminds me of them when I could actually be listening to them?. Another thing that kind of annoyed me about the album was that it just…didn’t seem to change that much. The vocals always gave that “singing in an empty auditorium with shitty acoustics” echo sound. No matter what the tempo of the actual song, I was still hearing the same inaudible ghostly moaning which for all I know could have been singing the contents of a grocery list. But what the hell, maybe that was the point.

In conclusion, The Floodlight Collective is a decent album, but is probably more appreciated by fans of Deerhunter than anyone else. It’s got a great sound and is clever, but I can’t help but feel that there should be more to it. put 2-3 songs in your spring playlist but any more than that and you might overdose on the sound.

Now here’s some music for you:
Quicksand
These Years
The Floodlight Collective

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fever-ray-cover_medium-360x360 Dear Odin, I’m doing an actual review on something current. Next thing you know it pigs will be flying around shooting rainbows out of their asses and Jesus will be coming back as a London mobster named Charlie (Or Chaaaaalie as they pronounce it in those glorious films).

Fever Ray is the solo project for The Knife‘s female half Karin Dreijer Andersson. Personally I became excited by this self-titled album after seeing the music video for If I Had A Heart which was an incredibly eerie journey that showed us how creepy it would be if a couple of kids, some pants-shittingly terrifying people wearing masks and a dog wandered around a land full of dead people in the middle of the night. Now on to the album. Fever Ray is one of the best albums to listen to at three in the morning after you’ve tried to go to sleep for the tenth time. It just works with insomnia so well. Apparently most of the songs were created in the sleepless hours following the birth of Andersson’s second child, which makes this album even more suitable for late night playing. It’s unbalanced, dark, weird, twisted and just plain fucked up…which is how most of us feel when we can’t sleep.

I’m not sure if I’m going mad or not, but I can really hear a Peter Gabriel influence in this album. The 80s-style synth, and voice filters just scream Gabriel while her vocal tone reminds me of Kate Bush (though just a little bit). i don’t know…I just get a sense that in these songs there’s an ode to the darker side of 80′s pop and that fills me with a bit of giddy nostalgia and horrible dread. There’s no other song in the album that represents this better than the song Seven.

In short, Fever Ray is an album that needs the help of the environment around you so it can be fully appreciated. It doesn’t really hold out well in the day time, but when it’s playing at around 2 or 3am, it sounds magnificent and will help see you through your late night insanity. Here are some mp3s from the album.

If I Had A Heart

Seven

When I Grow Up

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nomad

Is this Spring? This crazy Toronto weather is horrible…well, nevermind.

It’s been discussed before. How is the world going to end? What will you do? Anyone who has spent at least an hour with a bunch of friends who don’t know what to do that day has talked about these possibilities. We’ve watched the films with all sorts of different scenarios (nuclear war, alien invasion, zombie infestation, virus), and more than a few of us have had the odd fantasy of living in that desert wasteland, leather-clad, “every person for themselves” lifestyle. Scrounging around for gas, ammunition, water and maybe some food. All left over from the world that was.

here’s some music.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor (site)
Rockets Fall On Rocket Falls and Dead Flag Blues

When I think of these two songs, I imagine two different moments in the same Scenario. Rockets Fall On Rocket Falls is the moment that the nuclear bombs go off. Parts of buildings are falling to the streets, people of all sorts are running in a panic trying to find somewhere safe. And Dead Flag Blues makes me think of that first night after the bombs have done their damage and there are still some survivors hiding in bunkers or something, knowing that their lives, and the world, will never be the same.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor – Rockets Fall On Rocket Falls
Godspeed You! Black Emperor – Dead Flag Blues

Kepler
The Changing Light At Sandover

Years have passed. North America (and what the hell, everywhere else) is a desert wasteland. People have started coming out of their caves and bunkers and started to rebuild. But the world is a twisted wasteland. To find some food you have to wander around the desert until you find an abandoned building or something large and horrible to kill. All you have is a spear and a revolver with two bullets in it.
Kepler – The Changing Light At Sandover

Clint Mansell (site)
Ghosts Of Things To Come

(From the soundtrack of Requiem For A Dream) This is a very bittersweet song for me. In a post-apocalyptic scenario, I would say that this was just after a huge fight with a mutant horde attempting to invade your settlement in the middle of the night. They took your best friend and killed your father. The people of your settlement fought hard and eventually the mutants went back to their caves. You’re tired, angry and upset…but you’ve won. And at the top of the hill you can see the sun coming up and it dawns on you that you are alive. Alive to fight another day.
Clint Mansell – Ghosts Of Things To Come

Jill Tracy (site)
Doomsday Serenade

You’re in love! you meet a girl or guy while scavenging for scrap metal for your settlement and instantly fall in love. You frolic amongst the dirt and rubble. La la la la…
Jill Tracy – Doomsday Serenade

Jesper Kyd & The Budapest Symphonic Orchestra(site)
Apocalypse

(From the soundtrack of the game Hitman: Blood Money) You were betrayed by your supposed loved on and have been captured by the mutants! As you are dragged in to their caves you marvel at the flamelit underground cities they have built for themselves. But it’s a savage place. Human skin is being tanned, fights are incredibly common, and you are very very certain that you are going to die.
Jesper Kyd & The Budapest Symphonic Orchestra – Apocalypse

ES Posthumus (site)
Pompeii

You were saved somehow and taken to a walled up city in the middle of the desert. In this city is a club filled with sex, booze, and unarmed combat to the death. You watch in amazement as you see your fellow survivors passing the time by allowing themselves to be entertained by this. It is then that you are informed that you will be fighting next. Fuck.
ES Posthumus – Pompeii

The Ink Spots (site)
Maybe

You won the fight, got the hell out of that city and found your way back home. You grab yourself a mug of water and look at the sunset, knowing full well that tomorrow is another long day of surviving. And for those who are snickering over the song, YES I PLAY FALLOUT 3. The song just seemed appropriate, damn it!
The Ink Spots – Maybe

So there you have it. Hope you enjoyed it. if you have any other post-apocalyptic songs you’d like to suggest, leave a comment.

I know, I know…it’s been a while since I’ve updated.  Apologies all around.  Things have just been too busy and I haven’t been able to report on them just yet.  But aside from two tweeks (an element of which I am waiting on from the client) I’ve finished the Christine’s fitness video and will be moving on to the next one which is the EPK for Crush Luther.  And judging by the footage it should be wonderful.

In other news, as a way to help get my friend Luka to quit or at least cut back on smoking, Tyson, Luka and myself formed a bet.  For one week Luka can’t smoke.  For one week Tyson can’t use narrative (tell stories, refer to anything in the past tense, make recollections etc.). And for one week I can’t do anything nerdy (no comics, no sci-fi/horror/fantasy/science/history movies or documentaries, no video games, no cartoons etc.).  Now…on the surface it sounds incredibly stupid (and it is) but this is to help our friend and maybe if he sees that he’s not suffering alone, he’ll kick the smokes.  I’ve been taking it fairly well as time goes by.  The first day I was a wreck, almost desperate to click on my beloved daily links or watch a particular cartoon.  But now I’ve gotten better and seemed to have transferred the nerdy lifestyle with a kind of healthy/hippy one.  I’ve been working out, going for walks, eating lots of fruit, getting back in to yoga and have been coming up with some amazing vegetarian dishes.  I’ve been feeling a bit under the weather for the past couple of days, but once I’m better I think I’m going to make this healthier lifestyle permanent (with some nerdiness thrown in  of course.  I’m only human).

Also, a short story I wrote has been accepted in to a zine based here in Toronto.  This will be the first piece of writing I have had published that wasn’t a comic or written when I was eight.  As such, I’m looking forward to seeing my stuff printed.  I have to write a bio now and I don’t know what the hell to write.  Maybe “likes Bok Choy” or something.  I guess I’ll figure it out.

Right.  I’m off now.  I leave you with the video of the fitness tests for Miss Canada without the small tweeks (I only have to add one picture and a web site address, so visually you aren’t missing much).  Because it is untweeked, it will probably be up for a short amount of time.  Take care.

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For those that don’t read my blog (and why would you?) I was in Memphis last week filming the 2009 Folk Alliance Conference. A week-long folk music party at the Marriot Hotel. Music 24/7. It was an incredibly unforgettable experience. There were young and old folks jamming in the lobby, concerts held in hotel rooms and most importantly, beer was being passed around freely. Nothing would please me more than to present you with songs by artists that I felt were the highlight of the conference…but I’m afraid that in the ride back my disc drive broke down and whenever I put a disc in it now it laughs in this obnoxious french accent and spits my discs back out.

So I thought, hell, there’s PLENTY of music that I listened to on the road heading down to Memphis (And back where I had to make a stop in Cleveland). I’ll post about that instead until my drive gets fixed. So you folks get a mix from me and I continue to feel like you want to hear them. Win-win.

Detroit
DVDA – America, Fuck Yeah!
There was a problem crossing the border. It seems that my travel companion and I looked a bit TOO suspicious for simple Canadians going to see some folk music. We were told to stop and under the instruction of a massive power hungry piss-midget of a border patrol guard, got out of our car leaving all our possessions and watched a group of six people go through all our belongings. I’m happy to say though, that this was the ONLY sign of that good ‘ol American paranoia that I only hear about on Fox News. Still, you’d think these guys were in an action film. Thus the following song:

Cincinnati
Steve Carlisle – WKRP Theme
I never really went in to Cincinnati. We just drove past it and went across the bridge. but still…seeing those buildings and the signs I couldn’t help but sing the tune to one of my favorite sitcoms ever. “Baby…if you’ve ever wondered…wondered, whatever became of me…”. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

Louisville
Johnny Cash – One Piece At A Time
Good place. Had some damn fine chili there and met some really nice people when we were lost and looking for directions to Bowling Green. I’d have to say that Kentucky folk are the nicest folk I’ve come across. While driving through, A Johnny Cash tune got stuck in my head. It’s here where we can see that my tastes started turning towards some good ‘ol country music.

Bowling Green
Charlie Daniels – Uneasy Rider
Zoomed on past this place. tapped our feet and hands to this song while driving by.

Nashville
Lovin’ Spoonful – Nashville Cats
David Allan Coe – You Never Even Called Me By My Name
A nice city, but a bit on the tacky side. Oddly enough, not as big on country music as you’d think. Apparently the city officials hate all the country artists coming in to the city and have done their best to get rid of them (such examples include interfering in the building of the new Grand Ole Opry and the regulation of the “Country District” to about two streets). Still, these songs came on and I figured it very suitable, since both mock the country music business in their own special way.

Memphis (And Graceland)
Evils Presley – American Trilogy
King Curly – The Bumblebee Has No Home
As stated above, I had a LOT of fun in this city. The people were nice, the music was banging and they were never short of kitchy crap. And nowhere is this more evident than in the land of the King himself, Graceland. Pictures of Elvis were everywhere and some of his worst songs were wailing on thirty year-old speakers while overweight tourists from Texas gathered around all excited at a chance to experience a glimmer of the life that Elvis had. If they had marketed his name anymore there would be fried peanut butter and banana sandwich vendors and staff members selling pill vials containing elvis-brand mints. But I suppose that’s in poor taste. no… let’s stick with the leopard skin walls.

I managed to get a hold of one of my favorite songs from the week from one of the groups to come out of the conference. King Curly hails from Australia and has an interesting sound. They have all the fixings of an eccentric jug band (well, sans jug) but have the time to write some damn fine lyrics and create songs with inspirations ranging from zombies to Tiny Tim.

Cleveland
Presidents of the United States of America – Cleveland Rocks
My entire ass it rocks. I wasn’t in Cleveland for very long, only to get some sleep and check out the infamous Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame and then back to Toronto. But from what I did see of the city, I wasn’t impressed. I will concede, however that it is not within the realm of fantasy that people would think this city “rocks” but in all honesty, I prefer Toronto. Points must be awarded, however, to the hotel we were in who gave us room 1313 that had a wailing breeze coming through the hallway in to our room. Apparently Marilyn Manson stayed there.

The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame was…very underwhelming. The movies and information was at least 15 years out of date and was severely lacking in a lot of artists that would normally have been a given for them to have been there. Van Morrison, Peter Frampton, AC/DC, The Byrds, KISS…all missing. Still, some of the memorabilia was cool to see and I got a nice t-shirt out of it.

Que National Anthem
So there you have it. All in all it was a great trip, but I’m glad I’m back in the land of free health care, gay marriage, liberal views on marijuana, playoff beards, good beer, Tim Horton’s and any other common Canadian thing that is in a damn beer commercial.

After arriving I managed to force myself into a state of wakefulness, dressed myself up and went to see what was going on at The Marriot here in Memphis.  And what was going on was everything you have heard about in those wild tales that musicians like telling in between songs.  Jam sessions in hallways, live concerts in hotel rooms, beers being passed around and young folk musicians hitting on anything that wriggles (see the young Tom Waits look-alike in the photo to the right).  All in all, an incredible essence about the place.

It was great to see some old friends.  Creaking Tree String Quartet are keeping very busy by playing as many shows as they are capable of.  It was damn near impossible to talk to John, the leader of the group because once he finished his hotel room gig he had to pack up and leave for another one.  Graphic Designer and George Lucas lookalike Michael Wrycraft was there being as big a presence as he always is, always having a posse of about four people around him and a positive/cynical attitude that always makes him great to be around.

I didn’t check out many of the hotel room concerts but the one that really got my attention was King Curly, a bizarre band from Australia that plays wonderful songs with a very wide range of inspirations (Tiny Tim, 1930s bluegrass, jug bands) and seeing them in a crappy little hotel room with a banner put together with pencil crayons made the experience watching them unforgettable.

Here’s the bio of King Curly snagged from their web site:

bio_retarded_goldfish“King Curly” was born of the desire to right wrongs and to punish evil. In that respect, his spiritual forefathers are Robin Hood, Batman, Moses and all of the rest of that head-kicking crew. When I first conceived the character – in the songs “King Curly” and “Curly and Sue” – Evil was enjoying a stronger-than-usual stranglehold on the world and I was working in the public service. King Curly was a drab little man in a drab little job – circumstances curiously similar to my own. But unlike me, King Curly had a dangerous and wonderful secret: on his R.D.O’s he was raising an army of outsiders – lepers, failed artists, amputees, frustrated adult film producers and marginalised school bullies to set right the many wrongs of the world.”

They”ll be playing again later tonight and I’ll be sure to film some of it to show you all.  DEFINTITELY a band worth watching, er, listening rather.

Right.  Off to do a bit more filming and then I shall be viewing the wonders that Memphis has to offer.  I expect fat women dressed as Elvis, but I’m not sure if they’re in season right now…no matter.  For the right price I can get ANYONE to dress up as Elvis.  I have that kind of power.

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MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

When I was little I would practice my evil laugh at LEAST once a day just in case one of my horrible plans had come in to fruition and the world would be in my tiny, evil hands. I couldn’t help it. I wanted to be a villain. No matter what comic I would read or what film I would watch I would always root for the villain. Just once I would have liked to have seen the villain interrupt the hero’s speech about justice and freedom by shooting him. It would have earned a standing ovation from me. Now I’m 24 and…I still love the concept of the super villain. Their reasoning for wanting control often times being more detailed than the hero’s reasoning for upholding virtue, the villain is often an outsider who has been shunned by normal society and decides to exact revenge upon that very society. I’m sure quite a few people could relate to that.

But anyways, here is a modest mix of songs about exactly what life is like being evil. Moo hoo ha ha.

Jill Tracy(site)
I came across Jill Tracy while listening to a mix online that had the song “Doomsday Serenade” on it (one of my favorite songs). Tracy’s style has a kind of dignified morbidness that almost makes it seem like the audio equivalent to an Edward Gorey book.
The Fine Art Of Poisoning
Evil Night Together

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (site)
If you haven’t watched Joss Whedon’s short online series starring Neil Patrick Harris as a lovesick supervillain, you really missed out. Certainly a very cute evil love story.
My Freeze Ray

Dr. Steel (site)
Definitely one of the more well thought out artists I’ve encountered. Dr. Steel is one of the most current big names in villainous music and his image of the mad scientist bent on word domination is nothing short of hilarious when combined with his music.
Lament For A Toy Factory
Build The Robots

Voltaire (site)
I know he was around last time, but it should be said that “When You’re Evil” is a damn fine song.
When You’re Evil
Ex Lover’s Lover

Jonathan Coulton (site)
Skullcrusher Mountain always puts a smile on my face because I find the story, a mad scientist in love, is just so perfect.
Skullcrusher Mountain

Disney (site)
Don’t act so surprised. There couldn’t be a post about evil villain music without songs from some of the characters that I loved watching as a child. Watching Disney villains like Frollo, Jafar, Ursala and Captain Hook had me at the edge of my seat and feeling a combination of excited and afraid. They belong on this list.
Little Mermaid – Poor Unfortunate Souls
The Hunchback Of Notre Dam – Hellfire

…and here’s a phone recording of The Monarch from The Venture Brothers phoning is henchmen from Prison. This was a promotional mp3 let out after season one.
The Monarch’s Call To His Henchmen

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Ugh. I hate snow so much and we seem to be getting a lot of it here in Toronto. But it’s also a good excuse to stay in our warm homes and amuse ourselves some way. I have a few friends who, when they aren’t being entertained by youtube, lolcats or porn, get together in a warm living room and play some Dungeons and Dragons or have a Star Trek marathon. …or a Star Wars marathon, or Battlestar Galactica, or Lord Of The Rings…or sometimes they even have a LAN party. My friends take their nerd status SERIOUSLY and I love them for it.

And so the point of this entry, my little moppets, is to give you a small taste of the nerdiness in this world. Songs that reach down in to your soul and touch that part of you that had kept your secret love for Captain Picard or Princess Leia hidden for so long. Oh, yes. This music is for the nerd inside you.

(P.S. 10 points if you knew that the Klingon in the center was Christopher Lloyd and 90 points if you knew that his character was named Commander Kruge and that the picture was from Star Trek III: The Search For Spock.)

Voltaire (web site)
Anyone who is even vaguely familiar with the goth music scene knows who Voltaire is. handsome, sarcastic and talented, he sings songs that make us both chuckle and lament. Despite being a gothic poster boy he is also a self-proclaimed trekkie.
Screw The Okampa
The USS Make-Shit-Up

Jonathan Coulton (web site)
When I finally got around to looking Jonathan Coulton up, I had realized that I had been listening to his music for a while. With infectious songs like Code Monkey and Re: Your Brains, Coulton has proven he knows just what the hell he’s doing.
Code Monkey
Re: Your Brains
Flickr

Lord Of The Rhymes (web site)
My boyfriend introduced me to these guys. Nothing really much to say other than they really love Lord Of The Rings and hip hop. Ha.
Lord Of The Rhymes (First Single)
9-Fingered Frodo

MC Frontalot (web site)
This guy was a HUGE hit at the Penny Arcade Expo and his new album Final Boss is incredibly enjoyable to listen to.
Nerdcore Rising
A Skit About Vocations Featuring the ever wonderful Wil Wheaton

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