Writing


It’s been a very busy week here both with my own stuff and other people’s.  One photography gig, one filming gig, two backstage gigs, one trip-to-Memphis gig and one social media job are all up in the air and I’m wondering which ones will fall down and hit me right on the head.  Pretty exciting stuff!  On top of that I’ve been experimenting with HDR, figuring out Adobe Lightroom (On advice from my good friend and INCREDIBLY talented photographer Lex Machina) and actually feeling like I can write some stories.  Going to be flexing my scripting muscles next week in order to prepare for “Project: Not Telling Yet Ssh” with stunning artist (both in his art and his wit) Neil Struthers.

A thought hit me earlier in the week touching on the topic of what the future might hold for listening to portable music.  I don’t mean anything like the iPod Touch, but the actual experience of listening to music.  The short of it is a device that reads your brainwaves to determine what mood you are in and plays music that you designated to that particular mood before hand (somewhat like the iTunes star system).  Make it colour coded, and when you’re angry your player turns red and plays angry music.  Two additions are that the player could slowly integrate happy music in to the playlist  when you are angry or sad and having the ability to stream other people’s playlist that corresponds with your mood.  So if you’re happy you can listen to what other happy people are listening to. Tastes of course will differ, but it’s fascinating if you’ve ever wondered what music other people listen to when they’re in a similar mood as you.

Anyways, thinking on some more things.  I’m off for now.

I originally wrote this as part of a Geek Carol contest for GeekGirls and I liked it so much that I thought I would post it here!

Carol Of The Bat (in the tune of Carol Of The Bells)

Hark see the light,
Up in the night,
It seems to say
Bad guys will pay

Parents are dead
Fucked up my head
Now in the night
I go and fight

Zing! Voop! Sop! Zong!
That is the song
Of fist hitting face
In a dark place

One seems to hear
Shrieks of good cheer
Before he kills
If he so wills

Oh how he smiles
In me he riles
Thoughts of the dead
Must pound his head

Gaily he spits
Blood and some bits
Take him away
I deeply say:

I am, I am, I am, I am Batman
I am, I am, I am, I am Batman

On on they send
On without end
Sane and the mad
Good fights the bad…

Goodbye mom and…dad…

It’ll be up soon, but here’s my article on AWMusic.ca

I should admit, I didn’t find the Sweet Hollywaiians. They found me. Anyone who uses twitter knows that sometimes you can say something like “my god I love raspberry jam” and about ten minutes later you’ll have a jam reviewer following you. It’s the way ads work there, I suppose. Anyways, I was talking about hula music in one of my “tweets” when all of a sudden these guys started following me. I went to their myspace page, learned about them and heard just the most…INCREDIBLE music. And thus began my love affair with the Osaka based Sweet Hollywaiians. What must have been a month or so later, I received a package with four of their albums including the latest, Ticklin’ The Strings (which I am listening to while writing this).

I love this group because they really seem to inherit the spirit of Hot String music and manage to sound authentic. They’re right on par with the original groups of the time such as Ray Noble and His Hawaiians or other revivalist groups like R. Crumb & The Cheap Suit Serenaders and The House Rent Serenaders. Listening to them is like being transported to a 1920s kitchen jam or a small club. They’re just amazing.

What’s more amazing, it seems, is that the Hollywaiians are from Osaka, Japan. A place that sounds so unlikely for this music to thrive enough to form a band as talented as the Hollywaiians. But I suppose that it is further proof that the power of music knows no borders, regardless of genre. The Hollywaiians have played with members of the Cheap Suit Serenaders Robert Armstrong and Tony Marcus. They have received praise from Robert Crumb himself as well as legendary filmmaker Terry Zwigoff who has said that they “have probably the best feel for this 20’s music of any string band working today”.

Here’s a small e-mail interview I did with Nobumasa Takada (aka Mario) of The Sweet Hollywaiians.

The most common reaction from people regarding the Sweet Hollywaiians is surprise that you come from Japan. How did your interest in this kind of music spring up?
In our young days,we were collecting Yazoo Records.Because we were interested in album jackets which were illustrated by Robert Crumb and Robert Armstrong.The music were based on 1920’s,30’s blues,jazz and hawaiian.

What appeals to you most about this type of music?
We can feel nostalgic and sound is comfortable and soft to the ear.

How big is Hot String music in Japan? Is there a community based around it?

Very small.There is a community but very small.Majority of people don’t know about this type of music.

I understand that you all were pursuing solo careers and through an accident you formed the band. What was the accident?
All of our member were at the intersection crossroad.We were all crossing from different directions to each other and all of us crushed at the center of the intersection.It sounds like fake story but It’s true story.

You guys have a European tour coming up, right? Will this be your first time in Europe?

Yes but I have been there so many times in my imagination,Ha!

How did it feel to get high praise from the likes of Robert Crumb and Terry Zwigoff?
We are very glad and so proud of ourself.Because we respect them so much and it’s our pleasure to accept such comments from them.

After the tour, what’s next for the Sweet Hollywaiians?
We’ll come see you.Can we?

And there you have it. A great band with a great sound just doing what they love. That’s the musical dream, right? Remember these guys. You’ll be hearing a lot more from them soon.

Here’s two tracks from their latest album and a video of them playing My Girl From The South Sea Isles.

The Sweet Hollywaiians – Ellis March
The Sweet Hollywaiians – Ten Tiny Toes

www.myspace.com/sweethollywaiians

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Have you been to Weaponizer yet?  You should.  It’s a great way to see some brilliant works by emerging and established writers and artists such as the brilliant Will Couper, the lovely Will Ellwood and the baby-kicking Andre Navarro. And the man who runs is it a friend of mine and I TRUST HIM with sites like this to make my eyeballs sweat and my mind need a bit of a lie down.  This is some excellent stuff.

Here’s what they say it is:

We publish Flash Fiction, longer Fiction, and ongoing Serials.

We also publish a diverse range of Nonfiction, including interviews with artists, film-makers, writers and musicians, plus devastating opinion pieces from our Staff Writers. We host thrilling poetry and short films on our Video Channel, and anything else that we like. We also blog about whatever we’ve been wasting our time online with today.

Anyone can contribute to Weaponizer.

Subscribe to the WPNZR Feed for regular updates on new content.

So any writers, photographers, artists, whatever.  Contribute to this.  They’re always looking for someone! And most likely you’ll find a new favorite artist!

www.weaponizer.co.uk

It’ll be up shortly, but what the hell, here’s my latest article up on AWMusic.ca

To me, making a tape is like writing a letter — there’s a lot of erasing and rethinking and starting again. A good compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do. You’ve got to kick off with a corker, to hold the attention (I started with “Got to Get You Off My Mind”, but then realized that she might not get any further than track one, side one if I delivered what she wanted straightaway, so I buried it in the middle of side two), and then you’ve got to up it a notch, or cool it a notch, and you can’t have white music and black music together, unless the white music sounds like black music, and you can’t have two tracks by the same artist side by side, unless you’ve done the whole thing in pairs and…oh, there are loads of rules.

-Nick Hornby, High Fidelity


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After a bit of a hiatus that involved family deaths, broken hearts and unemployed grief, I’m back to writing for this thing because damn it, I have things to SAY. Expect some stuff in the future consisting of horror indie bands, Japanese Hot String and maybe something steampunky. But for now I want to talk about the concept of “mix tape”.

I know that this subject has been brought up before, but let’s try to look at things a bit differently. Frankly I’m surprised that I’m still hearing gripes about this subject.

“The mix tape is dead.” is pretty much the main thing you hear at parties/concerts/any kind of social setting where the topic of music nowadays is brought up amongst anyone who enjoys music. The reasons for why it is dead are always brought up. I’ll spare the rant, but just say that the general view is that with cassettes you could put your HEART into it, man. You could make something completely personal, almost handcraft it, spending hours and hours picking the right songs and the right order and putting it on to the tape and then experiencing the sheer excitement of decorating the cover and tape yourself. Silver spray paint? Sure! Glitter? Damn right! And I would consider you inept if you didn’t draw a picture of a moose.

So the big view is that “you can’t do that nowadays” which let’s face it, is total bullshit. Some people have said that CDs lack that personal touch, but for every person that says that, there are at least two who listen to every single song before they put it anywhere near the tracklist, all the while keeping that person in mind. And for every person that just makes the same CD for their friends, there are two who make one and only one copy and delete the tracklist (while possibly keeping a playlist on their computer so they could think of the person they sent it to).

And anyway, who said that mix tapes have to be personal? One of the great things about music is that it brings people together and that can lead to some incredibly interesting projects with complete strangers found on the internet. Take The Post-Apocalyptic 8tracks Project I started up several months ago. Went on to a forum, created a thread stating a theme (in this case, anything post-apocalyptic), gave them the link to 8tracks along with the account name and password and let them loose. 19 post-apocalyptic mixes were created and we’ve accumulated up to 52 followers with countless people who don’t have accounts listening. A large number of random people putting together a mix based on one central theme can come up with some mind-blowing music that you’ve never heard before. You might want the song and can get it through the use of DownloadHelper (Which officially I should say you should never ever use because it is stealing). From there you can look the artist up and before you know it you might have a new favorite artist.

Anyways, the point I’m trying to make is that The Mix Tape is far from dead. The cassette isn’t around anymore, but CDs and the internet are powerful tools and can contain limitless possiblities. If you want to make something personal for that special someone, the fact that you have to use a CD will in no way take away the personal feeling and the touching knowledge that someone cared enough to create a special mix with specifically them in mind just for them. And if you want to discover new music, by all means start or take part in a project similar to the one I mentioned above. Do it on a forum, with your friends, or whatever you want. Use 8tracks or just upload them all on to a free file hosting site. Hell, when it starts up again take part in m3p3, an amazing livejournal audio penpal community. I don’t really how you do it, just go out there and discover some amazing fucking music.

Now here’s some music that I have received in mixes from some random audio mix projects I’ve been a part of.

Gogol Bordello – Never Want To Be Young Again

Odd Nosdam – We Bad Apples

Hello Saferide – The Quiz

Bodies Of Water – Dear Boy (Paul and Linda McCartney

Alright!  Time to write about what the hell is going on here!

So, some crappy things have been going on in my life lately.  Grandmother has terminal cancer and about a month left, my godfather was rushed to the emergency room for breathing problems, after a pleasant year and three quarters the Tyson and I ended the relationship.

But! With all crappy things usually some good things come with it.  I went to Montreal and and took some nice photos (even decided that I will one day move there), got some news saying that I might be going to sunny Vancouver for the Canadian Country Music Awards on videography-related business, I will most likely be getting a table at some music convention deal pimping my wares and giving out cupcakes, and I might be going to New York in November just for the hell of it.

Notebookery: I’ve been informed that the notebook has arrived in Michigan as of Wednesday.  By Monday we should have a scan.  A big problem I’m feeling with Notebookery is the stagnation in between contributors.  I think I may add a couple of things like short interviews with contributors, samples of their art and maybe just some freakin’ music.  I dunno.  Also, it seems the only way I can send an e-mail to over 70 people is to start up a google groups account and get you all to sign up.  More on that Later.

Comics: I’m working on a script for the Edward comic I mentioned a while ago.  I still haven’t found an artist, though I’m just writing it up because I miss that little weirdo and his bodyguard.  As for the reading of comics, I haven’t had much of a chance.  When I was in Montreal I picked up Welcome To Hoxford and soon intend on picking up Batman: The Long Halloween.

Dose: I’ve been meaning to do a review on Dose for a while and regret that I haven’t yet.  I will in the next day or two when I am at home and have it in my hands.  But right now I can tell you that it’s really really really good and they’ve included a Warren Ellis-inspired Scooby-Doo and you should go and buy it right now.

Other Work: I’m writing and taking some photographs.  Am also starting work on a bible for an animated series I’ve been pondering for years.  I’m going to save up some money and get a nice artist and get that fucker developed.

Bah.  I’m off for now.  Here’s an old comic that I wrote ages ago.  God Nathan and I were fucked up.  Still are.

I got my copy of Dose issue one in the mail today from Brendan McGinley along with two sketches I requested of characters from a post-apocalyptic comic project that kind of went south.  I have to say, he did an amazing job.  Especially on Sidney (pictured right, click for fullview).  He really captured her demeanor well in this pic.  A mix of boredom and begrudging duty.  Lovely.

But looking at these pictures made me realize just how much I missed that project and how much it’s haunted me when it became clear that it might not see the light of day.  It was such a great world and had some amazing fucking characters in it.  Primarily the two leads Edward and Sidney.  Edward was a quirky dude who sported a gas mask, duster jacket and a bowler hat.  He loved life and loved plantlife even more.  Sidney belonged to one of the tribes out of California and was a great hunter/warrior.  She has some BEAUTIFUL tribal/futuristic tattoos and is incredibly skilled with weapons both simple and complex.  She’s a smartass and likes things like porn and old music.

That’s all I can reveal at the moment.  I don’t want to give their origins away or what kind of quest if any they are on.  This is because well, something might be in the works for this.  I’ve started typing more and more and looking at the specs and I think, with the right artist, there might be life in the old bastard yet.  I’m thinking web comic and eventual publishing.  This thing WILL make it.  It’s too good not to.

The problem is, as always, finding an artist.  I’ve dealt with a couple on this, but life got in the way and things just drifted.  I’m not angry about it since this is what happens when a bunch of people get together and do stuff for free.  Paid work and life in general take priority over the free work.  It happens.  But if there are any artists out there who are reading this who are interested, let me know.  I know a couple artists who read this, the rest of you SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE!!!

My e-mail is wornoldhat@gmail.com Let’s make this work.

My new article at AWMusic is up.
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Well, to most of us Summer is finally here and we’re starting to go outside with more skin showing and we should already be listening to some more upbeat music (unless you’re one of them goths but even then perhaps a song about how glorious blood is, yes?). I’ve been going back in to some things and rediscovering some old favorites and even finding some gems I can’t fucking believe I missed. One of these gems is Eric Bachmann’s solo album (eg Not Crooked Fingers, which is also a solo project of his) To The Races from 2006. That’s right, 2006. I never said I was “with it” damn it.

Crooked Fingers, Bachmann’s solo project after playing with Archers Of Loaf was always pleasant background music to me. one of those bands that I would hear in the Green Room or some other bar playing on the stereo that would intrigue me to the point of asking the waitress “who is that playing?” and would immediately forget what she told me. When I finally DID look them up, I was amazed at the sound that they produced (And if you don’t have it already, go right to whatever the hell internet store or record shop you go to and pick up the album Red Devil Dawn. Brilliant. Fucking. Album). But I never really looked in to it that much and that was that. Then a couple of months ago as I was skimming through my old music collection, I decided to look Eric Bachmann up and see what the hell he’s been doing since 2005. This album was one of them.

To The Races is a wonderful, relaxing album. The acoustic guitar and Bachmann’s voice are the only prominent elements in this album (with some other instruments and a choir occasionally showing up). The songs are honest, beautiful, and provides further evidence that Eric Bachmann is a lighthearted, less wanky and (to me, anyways) more tolerable version of Iron & Wine. Despite being from 2006 the sound is still fresh and takes me to a happy place when I listen to it while walking in the sun. The song Carrboro Woman and Man O’ War in particular just makes me feel like I could be on a carriage or in my room contemplating…anywhere really. It’s just beautiful.

Bachmann has a great voice, amazing writing skills and can play like a champ. I wish I found this album when it came out in 2006, but right now I’m just happy I found it. Get it. Listen to it. Enjoy it.

Now here’s some mp3s for you:

Carrboro Woman
Man O’ War
Lonesome Warrior

My new article at AWMusic.ca is up

The Floodlight Collective is the debut solo album of Deerhunter’s Lockett Pundt (going by Lotus Plaza) and to many people, this has been a much anticipated album. Some tracks were released on the Deerhunter blog and they were met with giddiness (yes, GIDDINESS). And after hearing a track that writer Warren Ellis put on an 8tracks mix he put together, I became very enthusiastic about giving the whole album a listen. I contacted my editor from the bowels of…actually, I don’t know where the hell he lives. I always assume it’s a bachelor apartment with weird rantings scribbled on the wall in blood, pen or whatever he can find. Anyways, I contacted him about it and he got in touch with the good people at Kranky, who rushed a copy of the album to me.

I’m glad I listened to this album at around this time, where spring is starting to pop up. This is very much an album that goes well with sunlight and doing things like looking out a car window in the passenger seat. It’s contemplative, mildly nostalgic and sunny. I’m hearing all sorts of influences here. No artists in particular, but more of genres from different times. 60’s surfer music, 50’s crooners…it’s there if you listen close enough. The song Quicksand really makes that point stand out for me. I felt like I was on a fucking beach. The album also has it’s meditative moments too, such as the song I fell in love with, These Years. It twists and turns but the album never escapes those overexposed sunlight moments from your mind. Also an honourable mention should go to the song The Floodlight Collective for making me think of the science fiction movies I used to watch in the 80s.

Now that said, it wasn’t perfect for me. Three or four tracks in I was under the impression that I was listening to a male-fronted, down tempo version of Camera Obscura. There are some big differences between the two, but some of the sound was very similar and I found that the two brought up the same kind of visions in my head and while I love Camera Obscura, why should I listen to music that reminds me of them when I could actually be listening to them?. Another thing that kind of annoyed me about the album was that it just…didn’t seem to change that much. The vocals always gave that “singing in an empty auditorium with shitty acoustics” echo sound. No matter what the tempo of the actual song, I was still hearing the same inaudible ghostly moaning which for all I know could have been singing the contents of a grocery list. But what the hell, maybe that was the point.

In conclusion, The Floodlight Collective is a decent album, but is probably more appreciated by fans of Deerhunter than anyone else. It’s got a great sound and is clever, but I can’t help but feel that there should be more to it. put 2-3 songs in your spring playlist but any more than that and you might overdose on the sound.

Now here’s some music for you:
Quicksand
These Years
The Floodlight Collective

My new article at AWMusic.ca is up

fever-ray-cover_medium-360x360 Dear Odin, I’m doing an actual review on something current. Next thing you know it pigs will be flying around shooting rainbows out of their asses and Jesus will be coming back as a London mobster named Charlie (Or Chaaaaalie as they pronounce it in those glorious films).

Fever Ray is the solo project for The Knife’s female half Karin Dreijer Andersson. Personally I became excited by this self-titled album after seeing the music video for If I Had A Heart which was an incredibly eerie journey that showed us how creepy it would be if a couple of kids, some pants-shittingly terrifying people wearing masks and a dog wandered around a land full of dead people in the middle of the night. Now on to the album. Fever Ray is one of the best albums to listen to at three in the morning after you’ve tried to go to sleep for the tenth time. It just works with insomnia so well. Apparently most of the songs were created in the sleepless hours following the birth of Andersson’s second child, which makes this album even more suitable for late night playing. It’s unbalanced, dark, weird, twisted and just plain fucked up…which is how most of us feel when we can’t sleep.

I’m not sure if I’m going mad or not, but I can really hear a Peter Gabriel influence in this album. The 80s-style synth, and voice filters just scream Gabriel while her vocal tone reminds me of Kate Bush (though just a little bit). i don’t know…I just get a sense that in these songs there’s an ode to the darker side of 80’s pop and that fills me with a bit of giddy nostalgia and horrible dread. There’s no other song in the album that represents this better than the song Seven.

In short, Fever Ray is an album that needs the help of the environment around you so it can be fully appreciated. It doesn’t really hold out well in the day time, but when it’s playing at around 2 or 3am, it sounds magnificent and will help see you through your late night insanity. Here are some mp3s from the album.

If I Had A Heart

Seven

When I Grow Up

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