AND I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY OF THESE PEOPLE! NOR have I been offered a Buzz Beer. Does it exist? i dunno. I’m too tired to find out.
So I arrived in Cleveland at about 3am feeling tired, disoriented and in the mood for murder and high powered mood altering drugs. Alas, I got neither. One creepy sweaty man asked if I could give him a Cleveland Steamer and I had to tell himt hat I was neither from Cleveland nor rich enough to own any kind of steam powered vehicle.
Should I stop those jokes? I’ve got like, 20 and I have to use them all up while I’m in Cleveland.
So I’m in a nice hotel but I can’t help but feel that I’m in a bizarre setting of a horror movie. I’m in the 13th room on the 13th floor and there’s a creepy breeze going through the hall that sounds like something screaming. The sound is so loud it penetrates to my room. This pretty much guarantees that I’m going to be getting nightmares tonight. Oh joy.
Oh! I haven’t had a chance to hear the Oscar results from tonight (I didn’t even know it was on tonight!) But I DID here about Heath Ledger’s and Sean Penn’s win and I am thrilled.
More tomorrow, maybe. As for right now, the camera is dead along with the phone camera. I feellost without them.
